"I don't love you! Asten why can't you get that through your thick skull!" He yelled. "I've gotten it through my 'thick skull' my problem is I thought I could prove it wrong." I snapped without thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Petyr Baelish is a well-known brothel owner in King's Landing. Asten Phyre is just a simple citizen until he becomes tangled in with the world of his whore best friend. Asten is shipped off to King's Landing from his home of Norvos when he is mistaken for a prostitute while in a brothel. After he lands in King's Landing he finds himself being thrown into the brothel of the one and only Petyr Baelish A.K.A. Littlefinger. He soon becomes the favorite of many costumers until Baelish takes him off the menu for himself to get a taste of what everyone wants. But that one little taste eventually turns into his favorite flavor that he can't get enough of. Petyr decides to keep 'little' Asten to himself and continuously tells everyone he doesn't work for him anymore but everyone knows the truth. It becomes an unwritten law that Asten is Lord Baelish's and anyone who touches him might as well be dead. But what happens when King Joffrey finds out about the forbidden scandal? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name of the story is a changed version of the Marina & The Diamonds song 'Porn Is Good For The Soul.' Every chapter name will be a song by them so you won't be confused. Otherwise enjoy the story.
4 parts