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rest in pettiness

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comedy dead death fluff funny ghost ghosts haunting hilarious horror humor light short shortstory shortstorycomedy teenfiction therapy thriller

❝of no broken bones or false bodies❞

in emmanuel's opinion, whoever made up the term "REST IN PEACE" should go die again because that is the one thing the dead can't do. while emmanuel is completely disregarded in the living world, he's a celebrity icon among the dead for being able to see and interact them. 

constantly visited by ghosts ranging from horror-movie-copycats to terrible flirts to just straight up petty, emmanuel has been forcefully handed the job of consoling the dead through their own deaths. 

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warnings: 
✧ crude language + humor
✧ the dead being annoying

status:
✧ on hiatus 

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comedy dead death fluff funny ghost ghosts haunting hilarious horror humor light short shortstory shortstorycomedy teenfiction therapy thriller

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Scary Kids (NaNoWriMo 2019) by MelanieGravel

Being dead just got a whole lot crazier for Harper. Haunting her rural town of Sandsville was all fun and games until Elijah, a former classmate, dies and is stuck in the vale with her. Having more questions than answers provides the fire to their friendship, but when the coals are being put out, who knows where it will leave their spirits. Not to mention that the kids at Saint Rose High seem to be hiding something. *Beware of some strong language.* *Completed*

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Learn to Live Again by bunnycloset

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Saving Marley by xFakingaSmilex

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I Accidentally Summoned a Demon by JaideHarley

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