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Let's Go For A Pint (Vampire/Humor)

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Parts 73
Time 7h 32m

Wattys winner

Reads 64,242
Votes 5,968
Parts 73
Time 7h 32m

Wattys winner

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Wattys 2017 winner in The Originals category!!!!
  
This is NOT a romance between the main character and some hunky guy. These are the adventures of vampire Lena as she lives her life from day to day alongside her human flatmate Carmen. Together they encounter human rights activists (not what you think), overly attached exes, vampire geeks, quarrelsome shapeshifters, some really chill people, and a boy band.
      
  Let's Go For A Pint is a satire/genre parody revolving around tropes associated with vampire fiction (mostly tv and film portrayals but written works may be alluded)
  
  Season 1 is up. While marked as complete, expect ongoing editing and bonus content to appear.
      
  Cover made in Canva(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

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Drawing Blood by 1sleepmutterer

One dark night is all Rose needs to tell her tale to the unsuspecting radio host. It begins in a world where blood is the cure for lycanthropy, and young woman finds herself in a nightmare she cannot escape. As she realises her unique gift, she becomes the target of both love and destruction, and finds herself in a deadly game where her childhood crush becomes her only ally. To make matters worse, her childhood crush is a wolf who must choose between saving her life, or the fate of his own kind. As she grapples with her own identity and the dangerous desires of those around her, she becomes a pawn in a deadly game of survival. With the weight of destiny on her shoulders, dark forces conspire to manipulate the outcome. But when the line between protector and prey is so thin, can she really trust anyone?

So You Used to Be Human - Book 3 (Original Version) by iamRodneyVSmith

CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AS PART OF THE "HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE" SERIES) It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan and what follows is an epic journey in the making as Bob and Jaime try to track down the one vampire who might know how to turn Jaime back into a human. Oh yeah, and Bob's sometime-stalker-ex-girlfriend Beatrice is trying to kill them. Book 1: SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE Book 2: SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT? Book 3: SO YOU USED TO BE HUMAN Book 4: SO YOU WANT TO KILL A VAMPIRE (now in drafts to return in Fall 2019?) Wattpad original: SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE (799K reads, featured, #2 in Humor) ########## This was originally Book 2 of the series, but it's now Book 3 since SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT has been created to be Book 2. We've done a bit of editing and SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE is now two books instead of one. Unfortunately, this means that Book 3 (this one) is finished before Book 2. So if you;re confused, sorry. If you're willing to wait a year and read the new book 2 first as it comes out on Wattled, then kudos to you, but to be honest, this book is awesome, so go ahead and read it now. Or not. Entirely up to you. Hilarity? Hell yes. Vulgar humour and excessive use of all examples of vulgar language that Bob can think up? You got it!

Callie's Supernatural Journey ((re-editing)) by awesomepersian

Previously known as: More than just the alphas mate, A playful girl looking for her next step in life but pulled into the world of supernatural creatures. She wasn't searching for love so she would childishly say that boys have cooties. Though this won't last long, as the world throws her mate her way and sits back with an evil smile. Callie has to find herself, along with understanding where she stands in the supernatural world. As a young adult, you must figure yourself out but what if you don't know what you are... let alone who you are. Read about Callie and her adventure, she's more than just the alphas mate. ⚠️Beware: many life lessons will be taught in this story⚠️ Published as completed! Interesting point-> Italian vampire... no need for further explanation this is extremely interesting XD This story is protected by Copyright laws ©, anyone going against those laws will receive severe consequences. ️ #1 in comical! (1st of March 2022) #14 in elemental (5th of May 2022)

Power or Death [editing] by sarahalisonn

Vampires are extremely sexual creatures. Agnes is about to turn 18. The time has come to find her mate. As The Vampire Princess, she needs to be marked to reach her full potential. Her father, The Vampire King, will only transfer his title when Agnes is fully mated, but how long will that take? Suitors from multiple kingdoms and species are starting to arrive on her doorstep. Who will unlock her abilities and stand by her side to rule the ever-changing Vampire Kingdom? Who will die trying to secure the role of her mate? * Power or Death: Part 1 Granted Another Life: Part 2 I suggest reading them in order but hey, you do you. ****** Oh, this story gets nasty. Reader beware: mature themes, strong language, & sexual content throughout. ******

Wrong Side of the Coffin: A WIPpersnappers Anthology by VictorSerranoWriting

Maybe you're thinking of joining the fang club. Sure, why wouldn't you? So many stories out there make it seem like a great deal - all dinner jackets or gothic gowns, lavish castles, and supernatural powers that let you rule the darkness. Not so fast. Vampirism has its own trials and tribulations. Stick around. Read these stories. If they don't change your mind, at least they'll prepare you for some of the unexpected realities of undead existence.

Empire of Vampires ✔️ by itsmeimthevampire

Andrew's new roommate hates his guts. A roommate who just happens to have...fangs? 🩸🩸🩸 Set in the year 2310, in a planet called Ather - an alternate reality of Earth - a war-torn continent is crawling with supernatural creatures. Andrew moves to a new city to enroll at a prestigious boarding school, and shortly after his arrival, drained bodies start turning up around campus. He certainly never expected his senior year to be spent fighting eternal beings. 🏆🏆🏆 #4 in mysteryromance #13 in fantasycreatures 📆 13/08/22

Where's that Vampire Too? ✔️ by NushCreates

Alexandrya De Vendetta was not like other girls, she didn't normally get this bothered by a vampire, but she was starting to twitch each time he opened his fang filled mouth or didn't care when she stabbed him with a butter knife. An "Ow!" Would surely be common curtsey to any wound she inflicted, she had her superhuman strength and vampire hunter reputation to keep up. Devon, UK was usually so quiet, all the sound the vampires made was "Poof." Ever so slightly nonsensical and fast paced vampire hunter parody, staring a teenager who would rather have something else to do with her life. Like eat a vat of paella. Enter Paul shouting:"Was that an alien? It bloody is!" Enjoy if you dare. © All Rights Reserved

Bloodlines, Bleeding Heart's 2. by Art-write-love-game

Arthur Archer wanted to be normal but his younger sister and brother made sure it never happened that way, making him question his own self and family now that he's something that should have stayed in nightmares. And he's best friends with a family full of powerful beings who can help you find whatever you dreamed of or help others figure out how to end other's lives for better or worse. Now he has to choose which side he'll follow. And what will happen if he doesn't. From Bloodlines a horror vampire and werewolf story I am working on the second Bleeding hearts story so some characters from these well be here plus background for the vampire blood line XD sorry if this story doesn't make sense it's not for everyone I know but it's my own take on horror fantasy, love and mainly gay romance!

The Willow and the Wolf by Guinealove2005

Clara Mainn wasn't expecting a man with red eyes, black claws, and teeth as sharp as razors to attack in the night. Suddenly thrown into a world of supernatural creatures, Clara is finding it hard not to question her own mental sanity. A chance encounter with an alpha werewolf pack leader named Cage, leaves her disoriented and confused as to what she truly wants. Is the safety and well-being of her family more important than the answers she so desperately needs? Or, perhaps pondering the question is simply a waste of time and energy. Given an ultimatum by his brother, Cage finds himself on a journey into dangerous territory with Clara and his werewolf pack mates by his side. Together, they will all have to endure hardship, and they soon find out battling bloodthirsty vampires is just the beginning. ____________________________________ ~A Crimson Eclipse Soulmate Standalone (ends on a cliffhanger). Discontinued duology~ •STATUS: Completed. •WORD COUNT: 45,000+ •PAGE COUNT: Over 250+ Wattpad pages. - • Cover made by: Guinealove2005 • {FIRST PLACE WINNER in The Botticelli Awards 2021 {SECOND PLACE WINNER in The Wild Christmas Awards: prompt #3 {Rated #20 in Humorous {Rated #36 in Vampire/Werewolf {Rated #48 in MythicalCreatures •Started: Nov 25th 2020~ •Ended: Feb 26th 2021~ ©️2020-2021 by Guinealove2005

Reign Of Vampires ( Book One Of The Reign Series) by EvaGora

She was just a normal girl, Then her world shattered. The death of her mother : who looks and deceives even her own daughter to think she was human. She is driven and motivated. Revenge. As simple as that, motivates this young adult to take control of her life and end the vampire reign. But on this journey she meets a really sexy werewolf, who's supposed to be her mate. Will she fall in love with Dimitri? Will she succeed by killing the vampire prince? Will she find out the truth about who her mother really was? Will YOU take this journey with her and discover the races she never knew or thought could exist, OR will you chicken out? Completed. This is a series. WARNING : Strong language here and there. Sexual tension between the main characters. Enjoy my Dearie's! XoXo Lea

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Drawing Blood

One dark night is all Rose needs to tell her tale to the unsuspecting radio host. It begins in a world where blood is the cure for lycanthropy, and young woman finds herself in a nightmare she cannot escape. As she realises her unique gift, she becomes the target of both love and destruction, and finds herself in a deadly game where her childhood crush becomes her only ally. To make matters worse, her childhood crush is a wolf who must choose between saving her life, or the fate of his own kind. As she grapples with her own identity and the dangerous desires of those around her, she becomes a pawn in a deadly game of survival. With the weight of destiny on her shoulders, dark forces conspire to manipulate the outcome. But when the line between protector and prey is so thin, can she really trust anyone?