Complete Sat, Sep 30, 20177h 32m
Wattys 2017 winner in The Originals category!!!!
This is NOT a romance between the main character and some hunky guy. These are the adventures of vampire Lena as she lives her life from day to day alongside her human flatmate Carmen. Together they encounter human rights activists (not what you think), overly attached exes, vampire geeks, quarrelsome shapeshifters, some really chill people, and a boy band.
Let's Go For A Pint is a satire/genre parody revolving around tropes associated with vampire fiction (mostly tv and film portrayals but written works may be alluded)
Season 1 is up. While marked as complete, expect ongoing editing and bonus content to appear.
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