The new generation has problems😂

First of all i am NOT in love with my best friend's boyfriend. And i did not cheat on the chemistry test! And i did not try smoking! That are all lies! But...but i will make a list of what i want to accomplish and some sorries that i owe and try to be honest and bla bla bla

Will i really succeed? Ahh forgot,,,my name is Melissa and i am NOT in love with my bff boyfriend