How To Kick Ass
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You've heard a lot, or seen a lot of Fighting scenes in movies and shit, and everyone thinks its so fucking real, it pisses me off.
They don't have enough blood, give every single one of the bitches a strangely high pain tolerance--even if they're your average friendly next door fucker--and everything magically plays out for the good-guys in the end. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Does it piss you off when the big bullies shove you around and you're to wittle to do anything?
How 'bout when you hear your "friends" talking shit behind your back right before they stab it?
What do you do?
Simple: Kick some ass.
Oh no! Is that too drastic? Suck it up, pussy. You get used to it.
No more shit behind your back, no one fucks around with you, and when you shoot someone a look, they shit their pants.
It's great let me tell ya.
Now not everyone can be a badass assassin like me, or have an amazing daddy that always had your back and support, but you can try, sweetie.
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