*♡Dorky~Pick~Up~Lines♡*
CuteHybristophiliac
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  • Reads 12,450
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  • Parts 126
  • Time 8m
CuteHybristophiliac
Complete, First published Sep 26, 2016
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I got bored and made a HUGE list of my fave pick up lines including fandom themed ones from:

Naruto

Legend of Zelda

Skyrim

and others

Just to laugh at and what not

(some of these might be inappropriate, just a warning)
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