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Some weird freaks.
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ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ, ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴄᴜʟɪᴀʀ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀᴍ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱʜɪᴘꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɢᴇ. ᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴏᴜᴛʙᴜʀꜱᴛꜱ, ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴇQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ. ɪɴ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴋꜱ. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛꜱᴇʟꜰ. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ: ᴍᴇ {ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴄʟɪᴘꜱᴇ} {ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ' ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ} {ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!}

DESTINED, jasper hale [book 01] ✓ de bluepolicebox

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"I think there's a reason why your parents named you storm," Edward said as he laid on the bed. Storm turned her head to look up at him. "Why?" "Because you're positively striking," Edward winked. Storm snorted and patted his chest. "I love you Eddie but don't ever say that shit again." Storm and Bella went to Forks to go live with their father, but they never thought to stumble into trouble. Bigger problem, it involves the supernatural.

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Kidnapped by Vampires 🎈 de 1234reggaetonlento

"W-who are you? W-why am I here?" I struggled against the ropes for dramatic effect. He leaned in towards me, now our faces several inches apart. Too close for my comfort actually, does this dude ever heard of personal space? "I am Finn Von Dracula, the vampire, and I just kidnapped you." He flashed me his white, shiny fangs to prove his claim. "Lol." Vampires are immortal creatures, once a human who got turned when a vampire bit them. When they live on Earth for too long, they tend to get bored. And look for something to keep them entertained: a pet. There are two types of people in the world: The sane and the crazy. Gwen Masters is definitely the crazy type. Loud, crazy and weird. What happens when she got kidnapped by two vampires? Crazy + Stick in the ass vampires + Vampire puns With such a weird combination, how will it turn out? Read to find out :) Warning *this book isnt about those domineering vampires/submissive human pets* *the grammar is probably so terrible grammar nazis will have nightmares for years* *full of crap jokes*

Foreverette • Jacob Black de tothemadhouse

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Jacob's Will And Renesme Love de Miss_Traveler

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𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 [𝐝.𝐜] de lola_sunflower

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭. 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥. 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. . . 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔. 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆? [𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞]

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ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ, ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴄᴜʟɪᴀʀ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀᴍ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱʜɪᴘꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɢᴇ. ᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴏᴜᴛʙᴜʀꜱᴛꜱ, ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴇQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ. ɪɴ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴋꜱ. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛꜱᴇʟꜰ. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ: ᴍᴇ {ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴄʟɪᴘꜱᴇ} {ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ' ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ} {ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!}

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