Percy Jackson Jokes and Stuff|| Finished
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This is a Percy Jackson Joke Book. (Well duh). I've already written everything out, so don't worry about book cancellations or delayed chapters. There are 100 jokes in all, so you can binge read until 3 in the morning- though I don't recommend that... Sorry if you've seen some of the jokes on here, I try to find jokes that even I haven't seen on the internet. Hope you enjoy!
*I don't own any of these jokes. I only find some of the most bodacious jokes out there and put them all together in here.
Lol bodacious.
If you don't know what it means, then it just means cool in a 1900's way.✌️️
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