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Comebacks to Pick-up lines

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Parties 33
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LECTURES 9,922
Votes 528
Parties 33
Durée 5m

Eat_Sleep_Fangirl_

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Have u ever had someone say an incredibly cheesy, annoying, stupid pickup line to you? In dis book you can find comebacks that'll shut that person up.

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