Ladies, Gentlemen and Non-Binary pals, this is your Captain speaking! Welcome to my message board and status book! This book may also feature jokes, videos and music as well so keep an eye out for that ;) Enjoy your flight and thankyou for choosing Air "Spideypool!" Wade don't interrupt me!! "I can and I will!" How do I live with you? "Because you can't live without this hunk *flexes*" ...oh god give me strength, it's going to be a bit of a bumpy flight