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Evil Weenie!

MarioZGutierrez

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MarioZGutierrez

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Andrew Mac is a struggling comedian/hot dog food truck owner. He doesn't seem to be good at either. However, there is more to him than meets the eye. 
  
Along with the struggles of owning a business and constantly choking on his own punch lines, Mac has a multiple personality disorder which takes over at times and results in him murdering people. Along with his ex-psychologist room mate, they try their hardest to keep Mac's alter ego while trying to keep their own lives in order. 
  
Ironically the murders are always done comedic punts behind in addition to taking body as souvenirs. After all, its the quality of meat that really defines a good hot dog. This is a corky dark comedy that will hopefully have you laughing from the beginning. 
  
Let me know how you like it. All feedback is welcome. Stay tuned, the next chapters will be posted daily.Todos los derechos reservados

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