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He's not that funny

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Mona stopped chugging and nudged me ''Uh excuse me babe... but you do realise you have just caught the attention of Mistah J'' she said looking a little frightened. ''Who?'' I replied. She gave me a death glare ''Who?! bloody who? The Joker, the guy who owns this very club, who owns Gotham city, the guy who probably owns every single girls vagina in this joint!'' she said out of breath. ''Im not too sure about the last one'' a strange voice said.  We turnt around startled to find him behind us. ''I don't own you'' he said pointing at Mona ''And I definitely don't own you... yet''  he growled tilting his head to the side, giving me a sinister smile which showed off all of his metal plated teeth. 

I looked at Mona, she looked at me. ''Well shit then, who fancies another drink!?'' she said finally taking a breath.


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Jokes On You, Batsy! Joker's and Harley's Daughter: Jester, (Y/n) by AshleyGryffindor

Gotham City at night was a cesspool of crime, drugs, murder and all-around bad guys. The Joker and Harley Quinn are two of the quote and unquote bad guys by the GCPD and Batsy!....But to me, they are my dear old Daddy and Momma! Call him psychotic and cruel if ya want, but to me and my mom, he's sweet as coconut cream bomb pie! My crazy momma and daddy were locked up by Batsy when I was ten years old. The stupid good guys didn't think the Clown King and Queen of Gotham had a little Clown Princess named Y/n Quinn or on the streets of Gotham with Aunt Poison Ivy: Jester. On and off again, my parents broke out of jail and returned home til I left home and my mom was sent to Belle Reve. I made a name for myself in the dark underground of Gotham at the age of eighteen making my parents proud of their psychotic little girl, all the scum and villains knew who I was then one day lead to me being caught by Batsy and his little bat family then shipped off to Arkham Asylum Prison where I'd find him! My own Harlequin! HAHAHAHA!! E/c - Eye Color H/c/s - Hair color streaks Guns - Favorite Weapon Male Harlequin (Not your momma!) and Jester (Y/n) Respect and Appreciation to the artists of the artworks I use in this book, which I find in Pinterest Ranked: NUMBER 1 IN batmanuniverise back at 2021!!! Made in October 3th 2019 Republished on November 1st, 2023

Careful... (The Joker x Male Reader) by cancelledx

(Y/N) was always looking for adventure. He couldn't ever turn down an opportunity for it. There was no acception when he met Gotham's prettiest psycho. What will happen if he's not careful?

⬙What A Mess⬙ (Joker X Reader X Batman) by MO0NTEARS

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