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He's not that funny

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Liza was just a girl from Gotham - until love dragged her into a brutal world of gangsters, Mexican cartels, and the man everyone feared. What began as innocence spiralled into survival, and what she lost along the way may never be forgiven. In a world of obsession, crime and dark temptation, Liza is drawn deeper into J's chaos. Liza's only way out might be through the darkness she swore she'd never become. She must fight to hold onto herself. But in Gotham, no one walks away clean.

The devil always wants his due - and the past will always come back to claim what's his.


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