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Rude Poem

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Um, so this was a thing, and it's just kind of funny, and I thought I'd put it up.

It's a reworking of Green Eggs and Ham.  And yes it's about what it seems to be about.

But mainly it's just funny.  I think, anyway.

So I'm not a poet or anything.  This is just like satire, by copying the original.  So it probably doesn't quite fit, but enough you should get how it's supposed to, if you ever read Dr Seuss.  Which you should!

But Wattpad, if this isn't okay, and it'll get you in trouble or something, then just say and I'll take it down.  

It's really just here a joke!All Rights Reserved

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Rude Poem
Fri, Sep 27, 2013

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