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Ongoing, First published Sep 30, 2016
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I like to think of myself as optimistic, but however my mind is twisted and sometimes I'm morbid.  Some say I'm a negative person, Ha! I just laugh in thier face because I'm very nice actually.  But if you get on my bad side, well I can't stop the demon!  People say I'm detached, um, no my people skills are a little rusty and need a little work duh.  Okay so I'm sort of working on my social skills..but I'm the kind of girl who'd just sit in a corner reading a book, or under my covers watching YouTube.  And I may slightly have a addiction to whipped cream, can that kill you? Well who care clearly not me!  Okay I'm starting to see why I don't have very many friends..I hardly ever leave the house but when I do its usually to go buy food, that's relatable right? 

Okay seriously between you and me I have some pretty weird dreams, I'm not talking weird, I'm talking WEIRD.  Maybe they're visions of the future? Who knows.

Well there goes my mum calling me again, I'll be back as soon as I find out what the Frick the woman wants.
Oh crap I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Dawn Matthews and this is The Diary of a Not Quite Sane Teen, even though this isn't a diary, its just my stupid life, oh well!
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