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The Good Death Guide

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I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried.  A short story about what really happens when you die. 

A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys!

I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death Guide and Other Tales', featuring extra passages from the Good Death Guide! http://www.amazon.com/Good-Death-Guide-Other-Tales-ebook/dp/B00SPRQY4QTous Droits Réservés

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The First Fae Mate

~Alpha Awards 2023 Winner~ Wattpad official Werewolf page Visena Sage knows two things for sure. Her name, and that she's part Faery. After waking in an unfamiliar realm with no memories (or clothes), Visena is dragged by the scruff to the Earth realm by two insulting and unusual strangers. They seem eager to take her to their leader, an unidentified enemy with unknown motives. However, in a potentially wonderful twist of fate, she is immediately rescued by a small group who use gibberish words to address one another. Alpha? Beta? Mates? The apparent damsel searches for answers while familiarising herself with the group's deliciously scented, cautious leader: Gideon Steel. Gideon seems intrigued by her blunt, confident approach and keeps a watchful eye on her as she navigates his strange world. Both seek answers to the same questions while feeling an unnatural pull to each other. Who is she? (Who is he?) What happened to her family? And is she really the damsel in this story? Happy reading ;) [Mature content: language, humour, violence and sex. 17 and up] ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top tags to date: #1 Vampire of 209k #3 in Werewolf of 198k #23 in Romance of 2.02 mil #1 in Witch of 80.5k #2 in Wolf of 60.4k #1 in fairies of 12.5k #1 strong female lead of 7.7k #1 in faeries of 4.86k #1 in fairfolk of 180