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The Good Death Guide

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Wattys winner

Reads 128,946
Votes 2,647
Parts 2
Time 10m

Wattys winner

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I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried.  A short story about what really happens when you die. 

A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys!

I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death Guide and Other Tales', featuring extra passages from the Good Death Guide! http://www.amazon.com/Good-Death-Guide-Other-Tales-ebook/dp/B00SPRQY4QAll Rights Reserved

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