I'm Already Famous

In my perspective, the stereotypes of celebrities is pretty much truth. You know, the whole "drink 'till you sink," "party like a rock star," basically destroy all manners of identity and dignity for the amusement of your fans. Of course, ever since I was kid, all I ever dreamed was becoming a super star just like P!nk and Beyonce, to not have a bed time or have anyone telling me what to do. But now that I'm older and have actually made fame, I'm making it my goal not to be like the celebrities. I'm pretty much the mature parent of show bizz even though I'm 16. It makes me really sad when I'm the only sober one in the room, of course I ditch that scene as soon as the first bottle makes its appearance. It's funny because even my manager is only a face, I take care of all of my business along with my only true friend, Emily. Anyway, enough about me. So during this one interview with this reporter, I forgot which paper he came from, asked me if I was going to do this thingy that other celebrities are doing. It's this thing where a group of people look at a person's past to figure their lineage. I was like, why should I and he was like, well, you are an orphan, wouldn't it be nice to know who your parents are? Now that got me thinking. I was always curious about where I came from, but I didn't really have much motivation to actually care, I am alive already and fully grown, so what's the point of trying to find my family. But then I thought, you know, what the heck? It's not gonna be much of a bother. So, I signed up to the program and then the people started investigating, sending me updates every once in a while. It's been three weeks since the start of the search and already news stories have blown up like nuts. Then, I got a letter.