Soul Succubus

FADE IN

INT. UNKNOWN ROOM-UNKNOWN

The writer sits at her writing desk, concentrating. Her protagonist annoyingly rests their elbow on her head refusing to do what the writer instructed them to. Growing frustrated, the writer shoves the protagonist, scolds them, and orders her protagonist to follow her instructions.

PROTAGONIST: [rolls eyes]
"Ugh, fine, FINE, I'll talk to them...stupid writer"

WRITER: [resumed working, head down in concentration]
"I heard that! You're being killed off!"

PROTAGONIST: [Faces writer, narrows eyes]
"Oooo, can't wait"

WRITER: [Turns away from desk, with hands motions of frustration]
"Tell them already!"

PROTAGONIST:
"Yeah I was, until you RUDEly interrupted-"

WRITER: [returns to work, head down]
"Being killed off!"

PROTAGONIST: [Abruptly turns to audience, smiling sweetly, speaks with hints of sarcasm]
"Anywayyy, hello readers, this "novel" is more like a screenplay but not really. This is our poor writer's first time so please be kind. The story...well the writer wants to keep it a secret, but screw that, I'm gonna tell you anyway. The-"

Screen black but comes back on with writer facing audience. Sounds of struggle in background.

WRITER: [Hands clasp together, smiling sweetly]
"Our dear main protagonist has been...removed and may never return"

PROTAGONIST: [off screen]
"Bîtch, you need me!"

WRITER: [turns away from audience, walks off screen]
"Oh my god! Jelyon, you're suppose to detain her, like tape her mouth, chain her up"

PROTAGONIST:
"Kinky, [back on screen, faces audience]anyway where was I-" [suddenly pulled away]

WRITER: [on screen, facing audience]
"Thank you, Quera, the only good character I created. One last thing before she breaks loose again, there is some adult themes and cussing, similar to what was shown before, Enjoy!"

PROTAGONIST: [In background, flips hair]
"Of course they will! Tis'moi"

WRITER: [back to audience, hands motions of frustration]
"Does no one know how to tape mouths around here!?"