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These are not related to one another in anyway, just a collection of random one shots!

𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝘀: 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗯𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸🖤 𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗵🤍 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼💜 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼💙 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼🧡 𝗝𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗿❤️ 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗬𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆🩷 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁🩶 𝗟𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁💛 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿💚 𝗦𝗲𝘁𝗵 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻🤎 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵🩵 𝗬𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝘂𝗳𝗳❤️🩹 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻❤️🔥 𝗔/𝗡~𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸/𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 (𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰) 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱~19/6/24 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱~

⚠𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙴⚠ 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙻𝚄𝙳𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃, (𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶.) 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙻 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴. 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙸𝚂 𝙰𝚄 𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝚂: 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙾. 𝙸 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝚃. ~ 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚃, 𝙰 𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙻 𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃, 𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝙼𝙸𝚃𝙷, 𝙽𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁 22 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼. 𝙰𝙹, 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴'𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁, 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙸𝚂. 𝙷𝙴'𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙻𝙴 𝙳𝙰𝚈. 𝚃𝙾 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈 𝙸𝙽 𝙰𝙹'𝚂 𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙷𝙸𝙼. 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙹𝙾𝙸𝙽. 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈'𝙳 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼𝚂𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚂, '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙻𝚈' 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙸𝚂 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙽 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙻 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝚈, 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴.

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"matthew sturniolo and a fan?" published final 3/08/24 republished 3/22/24

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 ✦ꕤ𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦✦ꕤ 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 + smuts 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴

𝐲/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. . . . 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫..

𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘺𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘺𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦?

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