Mature version of this: https://www.wattpad.com/story/86354872-big-sh0t-dimitri-petrenko-x-reader You are a fancy rich guy with nice stuff and you meet a beautiful blonde dude named Dimitri at a bar. Unexpectedly, you show him your freaking epic motor home and how romantic you can be. LMAO babe alert... I couldn't resist fricking writing this. XD It's his fault for bein' cute. :3