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Sarah's the new girl in town, and she doesn't like it one bit. The boys are grown up and decide to add one more to their group, breaking the rule and making their friend a girl. Now they have everyday adventures in South Park. *This is crack. Repeat; this is crack. I found myself on a South Park binge, I'm now at season 7 in 5 days, and this is complete crack. I got bored and decided to write this shit, and I will probably only update when I'm bored (which is always), when I'm high (which is sometimes), or when I'm drunk (which is almost never). Do enjoy this crack-filled fanfic that is from the TV show, South Park if your dumb ass hasn't guessed that already. Thank you. *

ChargedMetal (Original.) by DCTheGladTrashBag

A poor quality Fanfiction about my (cancerous) crossover OTP. It gets worse every chapter, and nothing will end me. (Unless I give up and/or finish it.) [This story is Now Completly Discontinued. There is no Improved Version Coming.] ((⬆This has just been found out to be a lie.)) [Someone erase this cancer from my past for Christs sake plEaSe-]

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

jack manifold x reader fanfic "you never realise how much the people closest to you can surprise you...until they do" "i guess so, but i really never thought- " you are a small-ish streamer you are almost 16, your birthday is towards the beginning of the book not entirely sure how i'm going to do this yet this story is written from a female, she/her pov sorryyyyy <3 under..."construction" i guess. i'm just editing the completed book, getting rid of mistakes and stuff <3 update - 07/06/21: this^^ was a lie......😅 but, thank you all so much for 30k (the book's been out for over a year! xD), i really will be editing the book now <3 update - 26/10/22: this^^ was also a lie..............😭😅 ok, i feel obligated now, almost 45k reads and over 1k comments - i will be editing whenever/however often i can (it may take a little while, who knows) - 06/06/23 <3 xoxo #1 in 'heatwaves' - 24/07/21 #1 in 'jackxreader' - 14/11/21 #4 in 'jackmanifold' - 08/08/21

"𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒. 𝑁𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑, 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑒. 𝑆𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑛?" 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭, "𝑁-𝑛𝑜...𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒-" "𝑄𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡, 𝑘𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒,". 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. /ON THE OTHER HAND / "𝑆𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑦'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑠?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝑆-𝑠𝑖𝑟! 𝑊𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑘...𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦," T𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝑈𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢! 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑥 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡," 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭. *Shot*

"Listen I know we've been flirting and shit but that doesn't mean I like you, okay" I cross my arms again and slightly smirk. He smirks down at me and he opens his beautiful mouth. "If that's true, then why did I hear you using the dildo while moaning my name?" Son of a bitch. ____________________________________ Being friends with your neighbor isn't that bad. Need milk? He's got it. Need sugar? She's got it. Ever since she moved into the apartment next door to him, they got close and eventually became close friends. But what happens when four years of friendship starts to turn into something more. Do they want this or do they ignore it? Penelope Jones is a tough woman. She's always on top of things and is always working to improve on her cafe, to make it thrive. She has no time for silly things like relationships, hookups, vacations, especially after everything she has been through. And she's perfectly happy with her life right now, right? Grayson Miller is a caring and funny guy. He's always checking on Penelope, either in her apartment or cafe. But he rarely talks to the tenants in his apartment floor, the only exception is the girl he's had his eyes on. But he conceals his feelings, knowing she has no intentions of dating and knowing she will never reciprocate his feelings, right? TW: Abuse and mention of abuse, stillbirth and slight SA All rights belong to me and to this page only. I really hope you enjoy this story. Start date: 12/16/22 End date: 4/23/23

Highest Ranking #1 adultthemes (01/05/19) #1 eroticromance (24/10/2019) #1 adultromance (26/06/2019) #1 sugardaddy (05/08/2019) #1 couple (16/08/2019) #1 mature (16/10/2019) #2 romance (2/11/2019) #2 ceo (23/03/2020) "You need to shut up baby. Let me take care of your needs. Can you do that for me?" He unzipped my dress, as it falls freely down to the floor. ***** Lori was a socialite, she lived a life of luxury until her parents got a divorce and she was forced to live on her own. She struggled with financing her education and trying hard to maintain her high standard of living. She finally gave up when her best friends treated her like she has the plague and cut her off, then her boyfriend was forced to end things with her when his parents didn't want him to be associated with Lori because of her family's scandal. And that's when she decided to take the offer to be a sugar baby, thinking she'll treat it as a summer job and end it as soon as she's back on her feet again. ********** James never needed a girlfriend. He's a workaholic. He likes the arrangement of a sugar baby where he can pay a sum of money for a companion of a young attractive woman. His friend suggested the idea. With the last sugar baby being too attached to him. It's time for him to find another one. A less demanding one. His eyes locked into the beautiful fragile young woman with an attitude to match. Her fiery yet nervous attitude was refreshing for him, and he wanted her for himself. Will he get what he paid for? Will she get back on her feet? ********** Completed: May 2019 *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*.

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Call me kitten (boyxboy love) ✓ by _Pretty-please

Jamie is happy with life, he has everything under control and every day is the same, just like he wants it. He is a loner by choice, girlfriends and friends are overrated. Or so he thinks. But when the new co-worker starts to hit on him it all starts to crumble. The co-worker is sexy as hell, confident and totally out of his league. And a guy. This starts a journey into new aspects of life. To learn how to let go of control, to embrace the darkest desires without fear. And to fall in love with someone that calls you kitten. *The sequel is out - Make me beg* https://www.wattpad.com/story/293369610-make-me-beg == Links == All socials, and spotify playlist is on my profile! == Disclaimer == # This is a boy x boy story # Contains explicit language and content (+18!!) # Contains acts of BDSM, so if you're not into that, beware (those chapters will begin with a warning) == Rankings == Jul 19 2022: #20 IN #ROMANCE Nov 29 2021: #1 IN #GAYROMANCE Oct 24 2021: #1 IN #MXM Oct 22 2021: #29 IN #BOYXBOY Oct 10 2021: #3 IN #GAYLOVE (and I apologise for any misspelled words and incorrect grammar ^o^ )

Living In South Park

Sarah's the new girl in town, and she doesn't like it one bit. The boys are grown up and decide to add one more to their group, breaking the rule and making their friend a girl. Now they have everyday adventures in South Park. This is crack. Repeat; this is crack. I found myself on a South Park binge, I'm now at season 7 in 5 days, and this is complete crack. I got bored and decided to write this shit, and I will probably only update when I'm bored (which is always), when I'm high (which is sometimes), or when I'm drunk (which is almost never). Do enjoy this crack-filled fanfic that is from the TV show, South Park if your dumb ass hasn't guessed that already. Thank you.

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