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Things Elmo Says

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These are Elmo Quotes that are absolutely 100% accurate, and will expose Elmo for the true political monster he is.All Rights Reserved

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Creek (Craig x Tweek) A soft spot for him.. by raecoco246

Craig Tucker is a cold hearted asshole, he doesn't care about anyone except himself Well he might've had a little soft spot for the blonde twitchy boy named Tweek. Can it become something bigger?? No art is owned by me!!! All from Pinterest :) (Some smut )

Heart Me. (Creek) by zzcaution

craig has never talked to tweek. he prefers looking at him during class and while he's drinking his disgusting coffee at tweak bros. after awkward conversations and a few strange rumors spread, they do end up together. idk how to description but yeah pretty much 🔥😝 and dont ask about the title i got it from a generator on google 😝😝💯💯🙏

Eminem FanFictions Rant by reignofshady

why. *PLEASE NOTE* Most of these are very exaggerated. I have actually done quite a number of these things in the past. *THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, JUST FOR A LAUGH*

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

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Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) by bgbgbyvu

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Bite Me [Creek Love Story] by Cyanide_Suicide

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Tokio hotel imagines❤️ by kissykittys

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