A Mare For Battle

"What kind of defect is being born an alicorn?", Metal Plate asked her. " A rare one; Double Gene Dysphoria. ", the mare in question responded, a hint of annoyance in her voice. " Weird. Ya know, most ponies are given the mentality that all alicorns are royalty. There's Celestia, Luna, Mi Amore Candenza, even the new princess, whatever her name is." Metal Plate ignored the sour glance shot his way. " Anyway, I don't care about being royalty. It's nice livin' normal." The duo then stopped, as if it was on cue. "Well, what do ya wanna do,then?". Athena Stone then turned her head to face her friend. "I want to be head of Equestria's royal guard." ~AnonOfThePen