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( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)

{Papa's Regulations} ~𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 𝒂𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆~ •𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔• •𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗠 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗔𝗗 •𝗙𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗬 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 |𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐡 𝐫𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐡𝐮𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢| •14/6/25 - #3 strict parents

"എന്താടി കുട്ടിപിശാചേ നിനക്ക് വേണ്ടത് ......." " സിംപിൾ മോക്ഷം ......... " 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐔🐾

عاصفة الغرباء.. رواية تأخذ القارئ إلى عالمٍ تتشابك فيه المصائر على غير موعد، حيث يلتقي غرباء دفعتهم الأقدار إلى عاصفة واحدة، فغيّرت مسار حياتهُم إلى الأبد.. بين أسرارٍ خفيّة، وآلامٍ صامتة، ومشاعر تولد من قلب المعاناة، تتشكل الحكاية عن حُبٍ ينبت في أقسى الظروف، وعن حقائق لا تظهر إلا حين تعصف الرياح بقوة.. إنها قصة عن الإنسان حين يواجه قدرهُ، وعن العاصفة التي لا تهدأ حتى تكشف كل ما كان مخفيًا..

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

Felix, a normal boy who went on to his normal life's like a normal school student. He had a secret that could lead his life to a risk. Meanwhile, an infamous mafia group called "Stray Kids" works for the underground mafia city. What happens when all these seven people are going to the school with Felix, befriend him, kidnap and find his secret? Is Felix as innocent as he seems? Hope I don't f this up🥹

Mia is the kind of girl who smiles at everyone. Cy is the kind of girl who barely smiles at anyone. When the school's most masungit transferee ends up sitting behind the class's sunshine girl, constant teasing, arguments, and unexpected moments start to happen. Cy keeps pushing Mia away. Mia keeps smiling anyway. Because sometimes... the person who looks the coldest just needs someone who refuses to leave.

As u can sense from the title this is the story of milibhagat of ur 2 lovely authors @medicineislove and @pallavirajat jinke dimag me hmesha utpatang chizein chlti rhti hain so here is one namuna😂....hope u like it.

"I thought that I was dreamin' when you said you love me" - Frank Ocean