Clinomania
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Short story with tablespoons of romance, teaspoons of comedy and pinches of drama.
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"Who the fuck is this? It's five in the morning!"
"What a rude salutation. This is Silas and I'm supposed to wake you up."
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Naya Everton has troubles waking up from bed, as any other person does. But what happens when alarm clocks and your own Mother doesn't work?
Oversleeping, tantrums and daily mood swings, you name it. So her Mother enlists in the help of an application where strangers call to wake you up.
One fine morning, or on the crack of dawn really, Naya gets a call from Silas Lancaster.
Morning calls turn to day and night and Silas becomes something a little more than just a phone call.
*MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SWEARING
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