EXO SCENARIOS and JOKES
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Last published Mon, Mar 20, 2017
Baoziman na sobrang takaw, usang "MANLY" daw, galaxy-addict na mahaba ang baba, leader na maraming pera, makakalimutin na unicorn, baklang laging may eyeliner, adik na mahilig mang-troll, happy virus na malaki ang tenga, pandak na kwago, eyebags na magaling magwushu, uling na mahilig sa *toooot* at maknae na bulol.
HANDA KA NA BANG MAKILALA SILA??
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Purely katatawanan, puro biro lang. Gawa-gawa ko lang ang mga scenarios pero yung mga jokes are not mine so I give credits.
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