4 parts Complete I am so so so sorry for creating this...
Crack taken seriously like normal for me, but with a very very thick Texan/cowboy twist.
The Naruto ranching/rodeo au that still has ninja Stuff literally no one asked for.
Warning in advance, it has some semi-graphic descriptions/mentions of veterinary care, a LOT of references to native Texan/southerner culture, and a ton of fluffy gay stuff the further on it goes.
Be prepared for my attempt at writing my own shitty accent as well.
If you DO read this, thank you for your time and I hope you like it.