I Am A Timer!!!!!

I am Jikirizu Montokori,in all may days,months and years,when I turned 18 I met 2 girls named:Kasikuri and Alikuruki.I dont know how but I fell in love with this two so I decided to...be a boyfriend of them but they didnt know each other that I have them as both of my girlfriends.One stormy night these two girlscame my house with shorts as short as panty and clothes that their flat tummies are seen.When I see I was very shock!!!Later after we eat dinner with my mom and dad staring at me angrily,I was going upstairs to sleep but these two girls already have my bed,so I sleep in the floor with no matress or pillow.That Morning when I woke up,the two girls is gone.I searched them,then I found my mom sleeping soundly in their bedroom but dad wasnt on her side so I searched for dad too.......theres something sparks on my mind that I wasnt searched in the basement....and.....when I come.....To the stair of the basement I SAW.....the two girls and my dad having SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!my mom didnt know this so my dad run before me.My dad tells me that dont say everything I see to my mom but i have one rule...that is to twice my allowance a day.In the school this two girls kissed me both,after that they both shouting and fighting,then they questioned me"Are you a timer???!!!"And they both say"Is that stupid girl is your second girlfriend???!!!"Well then I say the truth and they said to me that I totally shocked....Kasikuri say to me that I was her 12th boyfriend and Aliuruki say to me that Iwas her 10th boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!1that day is the worst day of my life....haaa.....I will not do it again....everyone who migth read this"I am a TIMER"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!