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Romance Novel, a paranormal parody
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PjJones
Complete, First published Jan 04, 2012
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Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby’s heart transplant. She flies home to her father’s ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.  

When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him, so Smella goes on a perilous hunt for a rich husband. 

Time is running out for Smella’s baby, and she must escape the Australian Outback, then face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil and Smella’s strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.
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Song of the Stars Story 1: Man on The Lake

7 parts Complete Mature

*Warning: Contains Verbose Sex, Few Verbose Gore, Offensive Behaviors and Psychopathy* A Woman, runaway from her home. The Naked Man in the Lake, leaping out to the glimmers of the moon and unto the forests... (To Shorten it Up: OwO things You can do to your Werewolf Boyfriend) In Long Text: Shane walk away from home,and discovers something more... This handsome, scary man, bathing naked in the Moonlit lake...But what is happening around this town? Join Shane as she uncovers the mystery of her past as well as Steamy, literally steamy, hot NAUGHTIES, makes you ask, "WHAT THE FUCK I AM READING?!" but a part of you will say, "YEAH..." As you traverse to the Action,The Psychological Play, The Urban fantasy, the Mystery of missing people and monster being killed. As you realize things are not as the same as you look at it.

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