How To Create A Complete Character

The book on believable original characters, and how and why they steal our hearts

I went insane for bit while writing this. Sorry in advance. Please note this work is a mix of irony, author trying to be funny, some seriousness here and there, but mostly it's the product of no sleep.

I am Sarcastic.
They also call me: Crazy, Ironic, and most definitely Overly Opinionated.
Now, what's your name?
(1950's informercial smile)