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Ongoing, First published Sep 30, 2013
OK there was three drunk guys ',they entered the taxi. the taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the motter and turned it off again. the first guy gave him money ,the second guy said thanks, the third guy slapped the driver. the driver thought the drunk guy new what he had done. but said slow down next time you nearly killed us
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