the art of the burrito (a JohnDave fic)

I seriously had nothing better to do, I started on this at like 12:45 ish, and then ended finally at 2:09. I am actually proud of this.
John is visiting Dave's apartment, and Dave decided to give John a burrito than can "defy the laws of friendship" and somehow, Picasso may be involved in his explanation of the burrito's sheer awesomeness.

Its just for fun, John may be more of an asshole than usual, but come on dudes I wrote this in the middle of the night.
I did my best.

Now enjoyyy as I get my beauty sleep!

Dedicated to my amiga who fell asleep an hour ago and read the first half as I copy and pasted it on Skype and thought it was comedy gold, and in my sleepless stupor I thought so too.