Three Generations of Sarcasm
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Last published Sat, Nov 5, 2016
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A family of three:
*Jordan Rooney : The oldest, obsessed with the family book ,hides a secret older than his granddaughter.
Tall, adequate in size, originally light brown curly hair (now a bit gray) ,blue eyes and a permanent frown, serious most of time ,sarcastic.
*Emanuel Rooney : Jordan's son, dar
k brown hair, small brown eyes, nonchalant , never serious , doesn't know where his wife is, sarcastic.
*Johanna Rooney : female, pale, short, long light brown hair ,big dark emerald eyes ,hates dresses ,koala ,sarcastic.
Three people from different generations but same family living under one roof ,each one has his daily activities own interests but that will change when they will know that there is a treasure hidden for them to dig.
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