Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse and probably won't fix it until said work is finished. On a side note, if, when exposed to swag, you suffer from headaches, yolo syndrome, leggoitis, and a big booty, please see your local otaku. That is all.)

Ok, now that that's over with.....

Here we have Merlyn Du'pre, a 15 year old girl who can use magic.
Daredevil, sarcastic, Tsundere, qualities of a fiery protagonist...... Yeah. You get it.

Towards the end of summer, some douche barges into her home, with the intentions of murder.

No, it's not Jeff, that would be too cliche.

Anyway, yeah.

Her caretaker, Glenda, foresees this, and tells her granddaughter to run away, leaving no trace of her ever living there, for unexplained reasons.

Or........ Maybe because she's the last Du'pre, something about her destroying her family's persecutors and whatnot? Hm.......

Anywho, she does as told, just in time to see two mysterious figures break into her former home.

So she camps out near a clearing, crap happens, and she gets knocked out by some guy in Link cosplay. (I think you folks know who he is. XD)

She wakes up in a cozy, red-riding-hood-style cabin, just in time to meet her new family.

And so..... As cliche as this may sound, she comes to share a home with, not only the infamous creepypasta characters we all know and love, but a world war 2 German android, a girl who can turn into a Chibi at will, an old friend who was raised in space by Nyan Cats, a swaggy housekeeper, and, of course, those who visit occasionally, or lack thereof.

Prepare for, feels, comedy, randomness, references, romance, and........ Why do most of these start with R?

Just remember,
The following work of literature is just another creepypasta fanfic!