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The Diary Of A Middle School Nothing (Under Revisions)

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(I'm not a middle schooler anymore lol) 

If you've ever wanted to snoop in someone's diary but was too decent a person to go though with it, I've got you.

( 2016 me::: so...yea this is a story about me and my weird self i don't really belive anyone will want to read it but i feel like doing it 
           
sorry if updates are inconsistent or random but I honestly can't remember to for things day to day so sorry ahead of time )
(Spoiler/ I updated it a bunch in 2016 then left it to rot lol) 
  
cover photo was taken by me.

(// Under Mild Construction//) 

  This was a short diary I occasionally kept in middle school. I'm going back and doing mild revisions and possibly adding a few updates. Warning--- I thought I was an edgy kid when as it turns out, I was a walking cringe meme. 
Sincere apologies. Enjoy.All Rights Reserved

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