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Very funny and very stupid texts from the Harry Potter characters.
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𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅. 𝑾𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔. ϟ⏃ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑶𝑷𝑯𝑬𝑹'𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑬✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑺✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑨𝒁𝑲𝑨𝑩𝑨𝑵✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑩𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑿✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑭-𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑳𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 1 ✔️ 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑳𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 2 ϟ⏃ 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒓: 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝑰 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑶𝑪, 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕, 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒄𝒆![Not Again//Harry Potter [2]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/98320886-256-k199569.jpg)
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𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵! !!𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐞𝐫𝐬!! (𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞.) ♡ 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘑𝘳 𝘟 𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ♡ *EDITING*Complete
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Albus Dumbledore had a plan, it was a smart plan, a good plan, some say a great plan- to imprison the Dark Lord once and for all. He had used a page straight out of Tom's playbook; except it, all went to hell when Hermione got sucked in with him. Now they are stuck together somewhere outside of time and space. Can they survive together while figuring out how to return home? Will an unexpected relationship blossom out of this seemingly hopeless situation?
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