Best comebacks
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Have you ever been in that awkward moment when someone just insulted you and you haven't been able to retaliate with a clever comeback to shut them down...awkward right? Well don't worry you have came to the right place. IMPORTANT.. If anything said in this book offends you in any way please don't take it personally this is just for fun and entrainment purposes :)
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