Beware these jokes could kill you.
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Control your self and do not laugh until you can't breath. Your life is in your hands. I take no responsibility if you die laughing.
I will try not to offend anybody. If you are offended I am truly sorry.
Credit to whoever made these jokes. Most aren't mine btw.
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