TRAPPED (Diabolik Lovers x Reader PROLOGUE)

It is said that 100% of people who scroll past this are unremarkable sacks of fodder. You can't argue with science.

After Yui couldn't hack it, who else could be better to fill her shoes than you, a sassy, sarcastic, self aware, witty nightmare? Well, pretty much anyone else really, as it turns out.

This admittedly backhanded but satisfying adventure pays homage to the world of fan fiction we know and love (most of the time), and to the franchise that gave us this lovely, questionable entourage of certified psychopaths with insatiable bloodlust. It is written with just as much love as it is written with a bit of contempt, a combination that can appreciate greatness while it acknowledges flaws, and does not hide them away to be forgotten in blind bliss. Prepare for all of the glaring plot holes, the senseless POV switches, the shameless scent of lemon-- in this tale, anything can happen...as long as someone somewhere can fap to it at some point.

BUT WAIT: THERE'S MORE.
This story you see here...is merely a prologue.
That's right, if you just read that first part and went, "whaaat? This isn't the whole thing?!" then, congratulations! You can read!
No, but seriously-
This is the prologue. To what, I'll pretend I heard you say? Well I'm glad you asked. (If you didn't, go fuck yourself.) Kind of like the original Diabolik Lovers games, there will be SIX. SEPARATE. ROUTES.

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES.
SIX STORIES.
SIX BROTHERS.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
(No, seriously, you should get some, like, lube or something, or just clench really hard, whatever works for you...I really have no idea what is going to happen here. All of these characters are bat shit insane and I plan on having fun with my usual violence...and also torturing myself by pushing my comfort zone with..."intimacy" *shudder*)
In other words, you should expect to see some R rated shit either way. I don't roll with that Sesame Street bullshit.