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Losing It

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chicklit comedy highschool humor romance teen teenfic

What do you do when everyone around you is giving their lives up to drugs and sex? You join in on the fun! Britney Cuppernickle wants to finish off this school year with a bang (literally, she's trying to get laid), but she is off limits to every guy at Summersville High School. It'll take a lot of making over for anyone to come close to touching her, but in her eyes, it'll all be worth it. 





I've been reading many books/stories, and have come to the conclusion that the cliches are hilarious!! This sort of story is going to be sort of a parody of that. All in sarcastic humor and fun! 
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