Just a heads up, this entire AU is meant to be a joke. I don't take it seriously, you don't take it seriously, nobody takes this thing seriously. Essentially, it's the weaboo version of Undertale, where everything is Neko kawaii-desu. I have no shame, or life. Also c u r s i n g. There is a lot of that, so if you are sensitive to cussing, then don't read this. Or if you are easily offended in general.