Cory in da Ass

My name is Barrack Osama and recently I was elected as the new president of the United States.

Me and my family were eager to move into our new house and start and start our new life. However we were applauded to discover someone was already in my house; his name was Cory. My family fears him and his charms so it falls upon me to throw him out so he's Cory out of the house, but this may prove more than difficult as well as dangerous. The more I seem to push him away the closer he gets to me.

And the more I like.