Let me just start off by informing you about something. This isn't some cute love story with helpful people at every corner. This is serious business, my boss is pissed because Ratch didn't hold to his end of the deal, I've been betrayed, and my brother is coming to visit me. And that's just a bit of my pain. My cousin, Xati, is having some problems with her garage, and my neighbor was just murdered. Plus, my system is starting to shutdown, and so is the factory that fixes my problem every year.
But none of that is important.
Because this tale of bullshit starts at Opal's Dinner, a couple months ago...