Phan Oneshots

{ phan oneshots }
This is a warning,
IN NO WAY DO I OWN DAN AND PHIL.
I NEVER HAVE CLAIMED TO OWN THEM.
MOST OF THESE STORYS MAY BE FAKE.
I WOULD NEVER WISH ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN TO THEM ( unless it's the fluff :) )
I LOVE DAN AND PHIL EQUALLY.
I WOULD EVER WISH HARMFUL ACTS ON PHIL.
I WOULD NEVER WISH HARMFUL ACTS OF DAN.
I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH OMG.
THEY ARE MY DADS LIKE TF?