THIS CRACK!FIC WILL TRIGGER JACOB SARTORIUS FANS TO THE 100% EXTREME! Ryan was trying to enjoy his normal life in emoville, until a wild red haired sasslord crashed his car in his house while he was 420 blazing his milk. Gerard knows that Brendon Urie and (his sweetheart) Frank Iero has been captured by the evil sorcerer Jacob Saggytits. And it's going to be an adventure of a lifetime, destroying those sweatshirts with Cheez Whiz. WARNING: STUPID AF (WILL FEATURE SOME OTHER STUFF IN THIS CRACK!FIC)
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