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Started As A Joke (Brittana Fanfic)

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"How much for your daughter. Name any price you want and I'll be happy to pay it" I say and I hear him speaking with his wife. It goes quiet and I take it as my question to speak again.

"I don't know brittany, that's business. 3 grand easy a week for her existence. I don't think we can.........."

"I will pay you any price, just name it" i say desperately as Santana pins me to the wall and I laugh nervously as she glares at me.

"Any price" he says like he's hesitant and I try to push Santana off of me but she pushes me back in the wall.

"Any price" I say for reassurance and he sighs.

"You can have her if.......you give us atleast 3 billion dollars for her" he says and I smile that he's agreed.

"I'll be over there tomorrow with a moving truck and burning her work contract" I say as they scream there rich. I hang up and pass her, her phone. I slide to the side and duck to get pass her and walk to the house and she walks towards me.

"GUYS MEET SANTANA, SANTANA MEET GUYS"All Rights Reserved

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Prada. by exoticwetdreams

" Bitch fuck you ! " Prada yelled in her now ex-girlfriends face. My whole fucking family quit on me , you think that i need you ? " she laughed in her face. " Leave then bitch ! " Santana yelled at Prada. " On que , Prada grabbed her already packed bags , and threw them in her car. " Fuck you bitch ! " she yelled out of her window. At that moment she didn't care. Fuck Santana , Fuck Ma , Fuck Pa , Fuck everybody who doubted me. Prada thought in her head. * EDIT : Many typos , many misspellings, & If it moves too fast for you, FUCK OFF . If there is a problem with her being mixed , FUCK OFF. ... i finished it in the summer of 2015. If you can't suck that shit up don't read my book. *

The Art of Breaking Hearts ✓ by sadreadingchick

[Highest Rank; #3 in Humor 3/27/17] --- I was unable to keep myself from blushing. "I'm not his girlfriend." "Yet." Ryder and Benjamin said simultaneously. "Oh, so the conceitedness runs in the family?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. "I'm afraid so. Now, tell me more about yourself." "Well, I like playing soccer a lot. And if I were to choose between my books and human beings, then I choose books. Also, I think your brother is annoying and has too big of an ego. But wanna know something?" He nodded. I stopped the car at the traffic light and turned back to him. Leaning into his ear, I whispered loud enough for Ryder to hear, "I think I like him." --- The art of breaking hearts is an inscrutable, prepossessing, abstract art. Never ever will you go through with breaking someone's heart without having your own broken. And it would be very eccentric if one did not go through the process of having their own heart shattered into millions of pieces when trying to do the same to another. Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way. --- [extended description inside] Copyright ©2016 sadreadingchick All rights reserved.

○Their Moon○ G•G●Stiles●Hayden Christensen by Zendayasspider

"Heyy gorgeous," I said while taking a bite out of one of my strawberries, then winked at Stiles. "What do you want, now?" He said, tired of me and gave a bored smile Hug me? "You can't wink," He said blankly, staring at me. So I winked with both my eyes. {I blinked} He smiled at that and shook his head. "You're so hyper," Hayden said to me, staring me up and down. "You act like i dont know that," I told him and rolled my eyes. He smiled at me playfully, and I smiled back. ●•●♡♤♤♡♡♤♡♤♡♡♤ Taeallah is juss, a normal yet weird girl she's kind and always helpful and so very socially awkward. Except she's a social butterly when it comes to kiddies, she feels safe with them. <3 Children don't scare her as much as people her age kind of do. She's nice...well to everybody except one of her little brother's and one of her older brothers (most of the time) or anyone who is being rude for no reason! She barely has any friends, but she likes it that way ○°○ |♡peaceful and quiet♤| Well, maybe except her eldest brother Jaeo, one of her little brother's and her kind of forced childhood best friend, Leo One of Her older cousins, Nova and Kaila, her 3 year old cousin♡♡♡ ~~~~~~~~~ A new friend named Riley, right around the corner o(*⌒O⌒)ｂ °○°○•°°••• _____________ She's also closted she's bi ♡♡♡♡♡ Polyamory Story multiple lovers, women ,maybe more men... Warning:Explicit content so you can skip those parts °○° *********************** *STILL EDITING I KNOW I SUCK AT WRITING KIND OF*

Remember Me Once More | Ted Shackleford (The Man in The Yellow Hat) x f. Reader by banguette

He stayed. You left. 6 years after your last meeting, a game of circumstance lands you in the same room as him - and his monkey. With 2 weeks of working in close proximity, things are bound to come to light. The question is, how will he perceive it? ------- word count: 14.7k (I'm sorry) warnings: they are both idiots!!! who are in love!!! angsty feelings, cursing a lot of talk of canada and the us as well as culinary schools (i did my research but i'm not from either of those places so pls forgive me if some things are wrong), some words are in italian because the pisghettis, awkward conversations, ted is a nerdy dilfy hotshot museum director, reader is a chef, sex fantasies (a LOT of them), they get trapped in a room, many many apologies, flashbacks to college, it's never explained but ted calls oc chowder, oc has two moms because we love diversity, brief mention of 'the office' and julius the monkey, sweet confessions, SO MUCH KISSING!!, cheesy lines are exchanged, boners, ted has a big virgin dick, experienced reader, oral sex (male and female recieving), a bit of a hair kink, clit play, ted is a bit too excited sometimes, bickering like they're an old married couple, reader has an iud, unprotected sex (do not try!! i repeat, do not try!!), several orgasms, creampies (yes, creampieS), missionary, riding, they act like horny teenagers, ted's butt deserves its own warning so here it is, brief mentions of bath sex, old wounds finally heal, the three of them are basically a family, public speaking, y/n is a bit unhinged, more sweet confessions, allusions to exhibition (pls keep in mind this is my first smut fic, be kind!!) cover by: me (illustrations featured belong to their rightful owners) note: I do not regret this book nor do I condone it. Fueled by Ted TikToks, inspired by 'Maroon' by Taylor Swift and 'Don't You Remember?' by Adele.

santana and brittany by cactustravis

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Riptide /GxG/(Completed) by Honesty577

After leaving an abusive and mentally draining relationship Brittany decides to dedicate her life to her and her daughter Aria, but what she didn't expect was to meet Jazmine Johnson a self-made billionaire who has spent her life rebuilding her community despite the many challenges that were set in place to restrict her. When they meet Brittany decides to dodge Jazmine like any other person, but Jazmine's persistent nature makes it hard to do so leaving them to begin something that would change their lives forever. This union comes with many trials as their pasts, presents and futures intertwine weighing on their already present problems, as Brittany deals with her trust issues concerning Jazmine as well as her ability to be vulnerable, and Jazmine battles with the effects of the seeds she has planted. - "It's you" She announced softly "So I did do something?" I asked thinking back, trying to figure out what exactly. "You're doing everything right" She confessed leaving realization to stand in my mind. "And that scares you?" I asked but it sounded more like a statement, nonetheless, she still gave me a small nod to confirm my words. "What's your fear when it comes to us?" I asked softly. "That you'll hurt me, lie, cheat, change" She replied her voice small and I could tell each word she said held a memory. "I won't, and I know that's hard for you to believe because of past experiences but I'll prove it, we can move at whatever pace you want to,"

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The Art of Breaking Hearts ✓ cover

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Dance With Me? cover

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Prada.

" Bitch fuck you ! " Prada yelled in her now ex-girlfriends face. My whole fucking family quit on me , you think that i need you ? " she laughed in her face. " Leave then bitch ! " Santana yelled at Prada. " On que , Prada grabbed her already packed bags , and threw them in her car. " Fuck you bitch ! " she yelled out of her window. At that moment she didn't care. Fuck Santana , Fuck Ma , Fuck Pa , Fuck everybody who doubted me. Prada thought in her head. * EDIT : Many typos , many misspellings, & If it moves too fast for you, FUCK OFF . If there is a problem with her being mixed , FUCK OFF. ... i finished it in the summer of 2015. If you can't suck that shit up don't read my book. *