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Dave is a moonstruck teen, and he desperately wants to be with John.  But society's standards says their love is wrong.  Later on, one thing leads to another, and they end up in the bedroom...All Rights Reserved

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Mon, Oct 17, 2016

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Escaping the Current

The queer guy falling his straight best friend is a tale as old as time. However, what happens when the straight guy starts falling too? Kaden had been in love with Austin for many years. And just when he began to let go of the thought that one day they would be together, Austin came around. Austin finally saw Kaden as more than a best friend. More than his male friend. Kaden's greatest dream was starting to come true. But with reality twisting fate's plan, could it?