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Sarcasm vs Sarcasm

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Reads 481
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Parts 5
Time 25m

avengers bad badboy boy highschool humor love nerd teen teenfiction

let's hope this isn't cliche ( by the way unless you're a fan of marvel you might not get some of these references )
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oh so this is my introduction, are you going to play like cool music and stuff like the superheroes get or oh! they started reading, um hi I'm Grey its nice to kind of meet you (you know because this is a book and I'm not real) so let me break it down for you, my mom's a secret agent, my dad passed away when I was little, i have three insane best friends that I love and well my life is just confusing and crazy and just when I thought It couldn't get even more confusing there I go nearly knocking the schools "bad boy" down,
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I Fell in Love with a Bad Boy by Beautiful_Tragedy8

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