Comebacks
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Last published Sat, May 26, 2018
some little tips for you to use against those idiots because it's always a good idea to have some funny comebacks and insults ready, just in case. There's nothing worse than being stuck for words only to kick yourself afterwards when you thing of a good comeback far too late, so here it is!
ps this means no offense to anybody! enjoy :")
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[2k reads on 29 May 2018]❣️
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