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Comebacks

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Reads 2,208
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Parts 53
Time 5m

comebacks sarcastic sass

some little tips for you to use against those idiots because it's always a good idea to have some funny comebacks and insults ready, just in case. There's nothing worse than being stuck for words only to kick yourself afterwards when you thing of a good comeback far too late, so here it is! 
ps this means no offense to anybody! enjoy :")

[ 1k reads on 8 May 2017 ] 
[2k reads on 29 May 2018]❣️All Rights Reserved

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