Nato vecchio
- LECTURAS 322
- Votos 39
- Partes 12
"Nato vecchio ,venuto al mondo per ringiovanire"
Alcuni capitoli saranno lunghi, altri corti, alcuni elaborati, altri molto no-sense.
Non aspettatevi storie complicate o complesse, questa infatti è una raccolta di deliri singoli o di gruppo ,il no sense è la trama e le citazioni ad altro la punteggiatura.Nonostante ciò: riferimenti a fatti, persone o eventi realmente accaduti sono puramente casuali.
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