Five Days

Five days.

Five days was how long it took me to figure it all out.

Five days was how long it took me to understand him.

Five days was how long it took me to realize that he was a dim-witted moron who brought along trouble and chaos wherever he went. To find out that he was an annoying, insolent and insufferable pain in the neck.

Five days to understand my feelings.

And five days to figure out that I loved the idiot.